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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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hollyblueagate

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

hollyblueagate

just a few things established in the fosters universe

  • imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
  • 8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
  • a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
  • this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
  • imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 
  • babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
  • at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry

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  • this is all just treated as facts of life
Source: hollyblueagate
hyperjet3524
just-shower-thoughts

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

savvygooner

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violetnpurple

LISTEN-

shesfromsaturn

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

antiandrogen

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teamnowalls

father god 

abrown16

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

antiandrogen

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singingnightowl

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

britteryikes

25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??

laurdlannister-kingslayer

Lord have mercy….

kumasenpai

Bye

mf-johnson

3 days into 2018 smh

kwantsu

LMAOOOOOOO

effigyofubiquity

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Originally posted by ihiphop

lizzysarai

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

britteryikes

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

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thxrsdxy

It keeps getting worse.

e-wifey

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

ellsworthej

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goldensweetcheeks

My head hurts…

lordhams

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

drankinwatahmelin

who failed yall?

microtear

IM SCREAMING

lukestarkillerisgay

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hey-hey-shutthefuckup

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

shaolinbynature

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

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emma-d-klutz

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

thivus

this thread is my last brain cell trying it’s best in math class

jacobtheloofah

anyone in this thread play fortnite

sodomymcscurvylegs

This post beat me to death.

locusvulpi

Two is technically odd and doesn’t have an e in it CHECKMATE!

sodomymcscurvylegs

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bolontiku

I am fucking dying

getinmelanin011

I’ve never possessed the fear of dying nearly as much as I did reading this thread. Dear God I’m in TEARS

😂😂😂

hyperjet3524

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Source: just-shower-thoughts
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tilthat

TIL of Carl, a 5-year-old deaf boxer who is unbothered by court noises and accompanies kids during depositions and trials. He offers a sense of protection for children while they face their abusers in court.

via reddit.com

shabadadu

Dude I really honest to god thought there was some 5 year old professional boxer out here helping other kids and like to find out its about a dog just really shook my core

Source: tilthat